Only in New Mexico: When a Coachwhip Snake Tries to Move In Remember when we were building our NM dream home and I told you there are snakes in the trees ? Well, word has gotten out to the Red Racers and they are pissed. They're actively trying to break into our house to kill me. There is a particular kind of optimism required to build your dream home in the high desert mountains of New Mexico. Not ordinary optimism. Delusional optimism. The kind where you stand on your future property, gaze dramatically toward the Sandia mountains, and say things like: I am one with nature. Inner peace. And, because I'm a Seinfeld fan, serenity now. Nature hears me. Nature enjoys plotting practical jokes. Most days, living up here between Albuquerque and Santa Fe is like a dream. Quiet mornings. Huge skies. Baby deer frolicking. It's very Snow White. Our home is the perfect setting to write, plan Airstream trips, and sit in the foyer pretending I am the sort of per...